You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.