If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I never said most of the things I said.