If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.