So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

Never answer anonymous letters.

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.