I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

I really didn't say everything I said.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.