Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I didn't say the things I said.