Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Never answer anonymous letters.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.