Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

The future is not what it used to be.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.