Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

I never said most of the things I said.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.