Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Yeah? For what paper?

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.