Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.