Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.