Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.