I make funny shows and put a positive message out there, showing people who have body image issues that... you don't have to look a certain way.

Even if you have an ADA room, every disability is so different that people need different things. A lot of times they'll put something on the toilet to make it higher, and for someone transferring from their chair that's fine, but I transfer from the floor so it causes more problems.

I realized that I was a really, really terrible actor. I was like, "I'd better be myself."

Nothing like quoting Silence of the Lambs for people to question what kind of disability you have.

There's always going to be some hate on the Internet.

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

I didn't feel like I was putting anything good into the world, even though it was funny. I wanted to do something more positive that would have an impact. So even when I'm doing naked push-ups or whatever, it's astounding to see how people respond to it.