Call yourself and define your relationship to your chair the way you want to, or your disability the way you want to.

What I don't like about the way the media portrays religion is that they seem to weaponize it and use it as a tool to divide people.

There's a tendency to treat anyone with a physical disability as inspiring. I call it a pedestal of prejudice, in that you're lifting people up to dismiss them. My whole thing is bringing us down to everyone else's level and saying we're all the same. The struggle is the same.

I have one of the worst voices in the history of recorded time.

I make funny shows and put a positive message out there, showing people who have body image issues that... you don't have to look a certain way.

I didn't feel like I was putting anything good into the world, even though it was funny. I wanted to do something more positive that would have an impact. So even when I'm doing naked push-ups or whatever, it's astounding to see how people respond to it.

The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition, my friend used to say this line in a video game to me: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum." There's a strict policy that you can't encourage anyone on a reality show, that would give them an edge.