I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.