As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.