Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well where the hell did that go? For all I know every starving child has a 2 story house by now. Or maybe they're all raging alcoholics, like homeless people. Homeless people who are more effective when it comes to raising money. Who wants to support alcoholic children? Not me.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.