Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?