It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.