The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.