When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.
Zach BraffI certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
Zach BraffBeing around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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