I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.