I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.