I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have.
Zach BraffYeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing
Zach BraffIt's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
Zach BraffI once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach BraffI know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when I kidnapped Bill Lawrence's daughter, I cut off all of her fingers before sending my demands so that I wouldn't have to sit there and wait for him to ignore them. We worked things about about nine hours in, which is good because I ate her thumb as a midnight snack.
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