I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.