I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.