I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?