I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.