Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.