I had a very funny family.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.