When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I never looked at bread the same way again

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.