I never looked at bread the same way again

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.

They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.