I never looked at bread the same way again

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.