I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.

Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.