I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.