I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.