I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.