So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a look at my surrounding cast and ask yourself, who's the real miracle worker?

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.