I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.