Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.