I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

I never looked at bread the same way again

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.