A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.