I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.