My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do