My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.