My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.