Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to myself 'that was good...but was it Zach Braff good?' Lets just say things have been looking pretty Zach Braff so far.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.