Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.