Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.