Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?