It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.