It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.