First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.