First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin