First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.