You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
Zlatan IbrahimovicWhen you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
Zlatan IbrahimovicEngland is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
Zlatan IbrahimovicI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
Zlatan IbrahimovicYou can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid
Zlatan IbrahimovicArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
Zlatan IbrahimovicI'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
Zlatan IbrahimovicI don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
Zlatan IbrahimovicI like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
Zlatan IbrahimovicAt Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
Zlatan IbrahimovicPSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
Zlatan IbrahimovicWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
Zlatan IbrahimovicMessi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
Zlatan IbrahimovicI am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
Zlatan IbrahimovicI like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
Zlatan IbrahimovicJosé Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
Zlatan IbrahimovicOne thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
Zlatan IbrahimovicIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
Zlatan IbrahimovicWherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
Zlatan IbrahimovicWe usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
Zlatan IbrahimovicArsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
Zlatan IbrahimovicIt is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
Zlatan IbrahimovicThat's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.
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