Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.