Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.