Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!