Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.