You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid

Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.