I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.