José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.