José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.