Only God knows You’re talking to him now.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.