Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
A. P. Herbertaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
A. P. HerbertThis high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.
A. P. HerbertPeople must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
A. P. Herbert