The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will keep you out of jail in the first place.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.