I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.