I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney BrownI don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.
A. Whitney BrownYou know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.
A. Whitney BrownOur bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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