There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish hard-line conservative Republican pot-smoker? Sounds like an Oprah Winfrey guest.

There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never learn the lessons of history. This makes us look so stupid that few people care to read it. They'd rather not be reminded. Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.