There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I don't know if the unborn has rights, but I do know that being born again doesn't give you more rights.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.