There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.