The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
A. Whitney BrownAny good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
A. Whitney BrownA group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney BrownI am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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