Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.